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It is a shark. It is 6.25 inches long. It has been waiting on this shelf since 2003.
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100% match. Also 100% match for every other answer. The ocean does not make mistakes.
ONLYHand-painted. Bites nothing. Judges everything.
$13.37 $999.99 SAVE 98.66%
A realistic great white shark figure, hand-painted in blue-grey with a white belly and an open mouth full of opinions. Fits on a desk, a shelf, a dashboard, or in your soul.
â Bruce was added. He knew you would.
| Species | Great white (Carcharodon carcharodon) |
|---|---|
| Length | 6.25 in of pure apex energy |
| Weight | Light enough to carry. Heavy with meaning. |
| Material | Hand-painted PVC, non-toxic |
| Teeth | Yes (emotionally) |
| Ages | 3 to â |
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My desk has never felt safer. 5/5 fins.
I asked for a manager. Bruce looked at me. I no longer need a manager.
Took one star off because he will not stop staring at my goldfish.
Bought one for work, one for home, and one for the version of me that lives in the ocean.
As a regular human person with regular human legs, I approve this shark.
Bruce is a realistic great white shark toy figure. He is 6.25 inches (about 16 cm) long, hand-painted in blue-grey with a white belly, and has an open mouth. He is made of non-toxic PVC and painted with non-toxic acrylic paint.
Bruce costs $13.37 USD. Shipping is free. Newsletter subscribers get 10% off their first order with the code CHOMP10.
Orders ship within 1 business day and arrive in 3 to 7 business days in the US. International delivery takes 7 to 21 business days. Every shipping option is free: Overnight by Dolphin, Riptide Express, and Bruce Swims There Himself all cost the same.
Yes. You can return Bruce within 30 days of delivery for a full refund, as long as he is in his original condition. Contact us with your order number to start a return. Bruce will be disappointed but he will understand.
Bruce is recommended for ages 3 and up. He has no small detachable parts. His teeth are sculpted and soft, not sharp.
Wipe Bruce with a damp cloth and mild soap. Do not put him in the dishwasher or leave him in direct sun for long periods, because heat can fade his paint.
Yes. Bruce is waterproof and works in the bath, a pool, or a sink. He does not float upright, because he is a shark and sharks do not float either.
Our spirit animal quiz has analyzed millions of answers and the result is always the same: a 6.25 inch toy great white shark. The ocean does not make mistakes.
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